omfg
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hello to all my fellow blondes and laugh junkies!
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
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coming home after a long day to 0 messages and 0 tags
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
but youre on your way
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